So I am back and I find you all very normal. My merry presence always brings some light into this drab little blogging circle.
Actually,you guys are all awesome. I am very tired, and am so insane right now, I am almost normaI. It is much more fun to be crazy than normal, i'll hand you that. In fact I will hand it to you in a gift bag. I have not much time so I shall post again tomorrow. BED and BOOK and GLORY in the world of tale!!!!!!!!

Silly things!

Next CrAZY Subject, is PETS!! (queen might have already posted about this)
We have three cats, first, Isabel. This cat has an attitude problem. She can open doors,and she only likes two people. My second to youngest sister, and my dad. She gives evil glares and is rather creepy.The second cat is named Sam, full name Samwise. Is quite laid back and is rather a chicken. When there is a rodent to be caught, Isabel does the chasing, while Sam sits on a shelf, egging her on. The third is my cat, George. He is so sweet! he loves everyone and has the sweetest meows.(If you read, Of depression,cats, and pale shaking heaps you would learn how I adopted him)

Then , there is our old Chocolate Labrador. Her name is Tasha, and she is cute, and never barks, and loves everyone. She has never barked in my presence. She has never bitten anyone. The only catch is that she has arthritis and hip dysplasia :( ARGH!! I love her all the same. She has been my buddy for for ever.

Then, there is Chub. What can I say, Chub is Chub.
Chub is Queen's enourmously fat guinea pig. His real name is Chubs. Every one calles him Chub. Because he is.
We used to have two, but then we gave the other back to the pet shop.
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I was greatly inspired by Zaya's pin poem, and wrote a rhyme of my own.

I was talking to my lamp one day,
and my he was a ninny.
He said he would unplug himself, so he could see New Guinea.
I told him no, but that he might go and play.
So in the dead of night he tried to run away.
Such an awful Screech he made,
I jumped and tried rush to his aid.
Then he turned around and in the shin he kicked me!
then I tried again, but this time he up and bit me!
I thought, and thought, and thought, and thought,
and then I thought some more,
and by this time he was almost reaching for the door.
Then I grabbed his cord and PULLED!
And suddendly the screech considerably dulled.
I realized then,
(with a grin),
that his cord had pulled right out.
And that was the end of the lamp who tried to travel about.

Pillbugs!

What is there to post about know that you won't comment since I went insane. Not that anybody liked to comment, even when I was normal. We cleaned the house today. Oh, do you like my jester hat? I love it! it looks so good with everything. Have any of you seen The Phantom of the Opera ? I have, and it is pretty good. Roul is so pathetic, and wimpy! The music is way cool. Queen likes the Music of the Night and sometimes when she listens to it I sing a little song that goes perfectly with the music.

Yummy, Yummy, Hot and crispy pillbugs!
Eat them, taste them crunch their little feet up!
Look at all the steam, coming from it's little spleen!

It drives her nuts, and I always cackle with glee! Of course, SHE was the one that made it up.

How would you put it,

The bumps and Chasms in the Mountain range, and the blog of the young girl, who is making the journey through the mountains of her life have been replaced by a disturbing idiot, who fashions herself a Jester. IF you are very patient, and IF you check back reguarly, you might find once a again the well behaved, quiet mannered mustang. Until then, try to endure this monster,(which is walking arm in arm with you at this very moment) and God, save us all!

Of,depression, Cats, and pale shaking heaps

Oh, I am very depressed today. (for unspecified reasons) I have not posted in forever. Not that there is anything interesting to post about. The last two Fridays I have gone to the vets office, to watch surgeries. A week ago, we adopted this brownish tabby, he is so sweet! He is mine and his name is George. We had him neutered, and also, he had a metal bone pin sticking out of his shoulder! I was the one to take that out. I performed a surgery! All you had to do, was grab the pin with pliers and twist and pull. Today, Zaya went with me. While watching a cat get spayed, she fainted on to the floor! Then she sat in a little heap shaking and she was quite pale. The vet jumped up imdiatly, and got her some water, and told her to sit down. She later told me that she missed lunch the day before, and dinner, and breakfast this morning! I told her she was quite out of her mind. Then there was a dog getting a growth removed. It was the size of a man's fist!! The vet cut it open and said that it was a tumor.